“When Beggars Die, There Are No Comets Seen”

My wife believes in helping out those who are less fortunate. I believe that if everyone would stop giving money to the panhandlers who frequent every major traffic intersection in Baltimore, the panhandlers would be gone within a… Read More

“The Type of Guy That Gives Lawyers a Bad Name”

Q:            When did you have that conversation then with David? A:            Prior to him ending up in the hospital. Q:            Do you recall the date, approximately? A:            No, I do not recall an approximate date. Q:            Not even… Read More

Please Call Me “Sir”

I went into a bank this morning wearing sweat pants, and the guy greeting people at the front door called me “Buddy.” I am sure that, had I been wearing a suit, he would have called me “sir.”… Read More

Three Voices in Writing

                        H/T Ken White

“Observe and Report”: The Duties of Fake Cops

This is what the witness’ duty is.  It is not to “protect and serve” like a regular police officer.  Instead, it is to “observe and report.” The judge isn’t sure she heard this right, and she asks him… Read More

A Quadrilateral Named Bob

Second Amendment Scoreboard

Overheard on Twitter

@lisawade:  I bought three bottles of booze at the liquor store tonight and the cashier asked me: “To go?” @greatfox44: I am the second best boxer in my neighborhood.  I always finish second in every fight. @book_krazy: I… Read More

Killer Question on Cross-Exam

A Really Thorough Search for Easter Eggs