Overheard on Twitter #4
by Jamison Koehler on August 10, 2011
Trying my best to convey to judge that I respect this court just as if it were a real court.
Al-Qaeda demands that U.S. improve infrastructure so it is worth attacking.
Apparently some people think I shouldn’t try to make them feel bad for saying “retard.” That’s so gay.
Our cyber-jihad will begin with a wave of martyrdom attacks in Second Life & Farmville.
Dear Potential Clients: When you email asking for Pro Bono representation, remember to delete “Sent from my iPhone” from the message.
Guy walks in to a dr’s office: “Dr., I think I’m addicted to Twitter.” Doctor: “I’m sorry, I don’t follow you.”
ALF was the advance team. Melmac attacks, enslaves mankind, eats all the cats. #BetterSitcom Endings
Castaways eat Gilligan. #Better Sitcom Endings
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Frank Sinatra.
We don’t use the phrase “Comes now” in briefs here in Canada. i would also avoid “Titus, bring your friend hither”