DUI Lawyers ISO Telemarketers

by Jamison Koehler on July 27, 2011

It is an out-of-state phone number so I am suspicious even before I answer the phone.  A guy with a deep, serious voice is on the other end.  He has lots of DUI clients looking for a lawyer.  Could I possibly take on some more clients?  You know, to help them out.

Thank you very much, I tell him.  But I have far too many clients already.

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“Do I know you?” is what my mother used to say.  This was back in the day before “Do Not Call” lists.

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My father once invited some Jehovah’s Witnesses into our home and tried to engage them in a conversation about John Milton.  My sister said the Witnesses practically ran out of the house.

We’ll never know if my father did that on purpose. After all, he was always a pretty straight-up, sincere kind of guy and he was in fact very interested in John Milton. Maybe he saw some connection between Milton and what the Witnesses were trying to sell.

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My favorite is from Jerry Seinfeld.  I’m sorry but I am busy right now, he tells the caller.   Why don’t you give me your home phone number and I will call you back when I have more time.  What’s that?  You don’t give out your home phone number?  You don’t like to be disturbed at home?   I understand exactly how you feel.

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Sorry Mark Bobb, Legal Marketing Representative, DUILawyersNow.Org.  If things ever slow down, you will be the first to know.

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