“I Am Not Guilty This Time”

by Jamison Koehler on December 27, 2010

Over at CrimLaw, Ken Lammers chuckles about the defendant whose last words on the witness stand were:  “I am not guilty this time.”  This ranks right up there with my all-time favorite testimony:

Q:  Are you sexually active?

A:  No.  I just sort of lie there.

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