Avvo: Falsus in Uno, Falsus in Omnibus

by Jamison Koehler on April 24, 2013

seinfeldLike Kramer asking for extra MSG on Seinfeld, I think I am going to put myself on a “please call” list for marketers.

Just kidding.

Some marketing guy from Avvo called me the other day, and I shut him down the same way I shut down most marketers: I told him I am so swamped with business that I couldn’t possibly take on one more case. There is always a long silence on the other end of the phone whenever I say this. They have lots to say if you question the cost or the utility of their service. But they have no idea how to respond when you tell them this.

Although this marketer was not as obnoxious as many of the people who call, I continue to have problems with Avvo. And the problems begin with their advertisements and their claims.

For example:  Avvo claims that my profile was “seen” by 1,566 “potential clients over the past 30 days.  I have no idea what it means to be “seen”:  Does this mean that my profile came up on 1,566 searches for a criminal defense lawyer in D.C. or Virginia?  Or that someone actually clicked through to my profile?

But I can’t help thinking it doesn’t mean anything at all. I claimed my Avvo profile three and a half years ago. If I averaged 1,500 views a month over that time period, which is just under the number they say I had for the last 30 days, that would come to 63,000 “potential clients” who had seen my profile. And yet, as far as I know, I have not had a single person even contact me through my Avvo profile, much less decide to hire me.  “I found you through Avvo” is something I have never once heard.

And if Avvo is not being completely straight with me when it comes to how many people come across my profile, I can’t help wondering how else they are not being honest with me.  As they say:  Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Max Kennerly April 25, 2013 at 5:20 am

The new lingo for injury cases is “leads.” A marketing company can call any piece of crap intake, no matter how frivolous and far-flung, a “lead.”

Call comes in, “how would you like more leads?”

“I spend half my day rejecting ‘leads.’ If you send me more, I’ll sue you.”

Eric L. Mayer April 26, 2013 at 9:16 am

The numbers are easy to explain. I look at your Avvo profile 50 times each day.

It’s just something I do, and have done for the past 3.5 years.

Sorry.

Jamison Koehler April 27, 2013 at 4:57 am

Eric: Ha, ha. At least I know I’ll have the inside track on your business should you ever get yourself into legal trouble in D.C.

Ray Koehler May 4, 2013 at 1:54 pm

I enjoyed this post. Also enjoyed the comments. I think I will use this Latin phrase for my students as well. It’s a good principle for school as well.

Jamison Koehler July 30, 2014 at 6:42 pm

Ray: I can translate it for you if you would like me to. :)

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